FYI….She’s Nobody’s Pussycat.

FYI….She’s Nobody’s Pussycat.

In my dreams I’m also in this picture.

In my dreams I’m also in this picture.

Dumbasses. Mike Judge is a genius. And you know this. Man. 

Dumbasses. Mike Judge is a genius. And you know this. Man. 

Livin’ life. Bodysuit and a choker. Success in the 90s. Get it girl! That sounded like bad spoken word. Sorry!

Livin’ life. Bodysuit and a choker. Success in the 90s. Get it girl! That sounded like bad spoken word. Sorry!

HBIC. Head Bitch In Charge.

HBIC. Head Bitch In Charge.

Gene and Dean Ween! If you don’t know this video, ya got serious problems.

Gene and Dean Ween! If you don’t know this video, ya got serious problems.

If you want to feel super uncool listen to Wild Side by Motley Crue because you will never rock this hard. Sorry it’s a fact. You will never have biker babe hype girls. This is the audio equivalent of being in a fight and winning. At the 1:34 mark they roll into a slow motion punch in the face of sound. Deal with it.

Hi-ya.